Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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