its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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