they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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