yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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