hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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