Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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