Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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