Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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