I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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