Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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