so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I didn't notice because vodka
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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