come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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