so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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