Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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