I wish i was in the wii world.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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