question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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