Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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