I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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