i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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