When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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