Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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