i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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