I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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