if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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