There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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