shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
this is an emotional support booty call
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
