what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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