I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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