You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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