Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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