I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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