It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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