Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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