I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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