I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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