is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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