I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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