I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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