Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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