I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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