Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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