Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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