Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
wow bdsm is so cute
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