Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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