No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
