The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I have already put on my inside pants.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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