I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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