who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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