Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
did i walk over a car last night?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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