Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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