no you cant smoke seaweed
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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