I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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