You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
