Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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