then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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