Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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