This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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