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The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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